#1 Funkateer Written by: W Collins Performed by: William Bootsy Collins Originally appears on: The One Giveth, The Count Taketh Away Well, alright ...Yeah, ah, Casper Could you accept the Jammy Award for Bootsy? Well, glory be! The little olī Lordīs makinī me, baba Thanks for makinī me number one funkateer of all time Youīre number one, baby Yeah, surely the one giveth and the count taketh away, baba Letīs take it to the floor, bozo (x2) Youīre number one Hey playboy Donīt you know that, ah Itīs so great to play today (x2) I donīt know about tomorrow Itīs so great to play today Yeah you can have a little fun, baba Wouldnīt it be nice to have it your way?