#1 Funkateer
Written by: W Collins
Performed by: William Bootsy Collins
Originally appears on: The One Giveth, The Count Taketh Away 


Well, alright
...Yeah, ah, Casper
Could you accept the Jammy Award for Bootsy?
Well, glory be! The little olī Lordīs makinī me, baba
Thanks for makinī me number one funkateer of all time
Youīre number one, baby
Yeah, surely the one giveth and the count taketh away, baba

Letīs take it to the floor, bozo (x2)
Youīre number one
Hey playboy
Donīt you know that, ah
Itīs so great to play today (x2)
I donīt know about tomorrow
Itīs so great to play today
Yeah you can have a little fun, baba
Wouldnīt it be nice to have it your way?